To all you lowbrow lovers & high-class cabaret connoisseurs this one’s for you!
Friday, April 17th, 2026
9:00 PM 11:00 PM
Y’all better polish your boots & loosen that collar…
Join Burlesque Queen Goldi Fox & her fierce flock of southern belles & femme fatales for Les Classiques: An Erotic Burlesque Affair — a birthday bash dipped in Southern heat & slow-dripped in rhinestones.
This ain’t just a show, sugar — it’s a honky-tonk tuchus-shakin’, fringe-swingin’, whiskey-sippin’ revival of the sacred art of the tease. We’re talkin’ slow burns, long looks, & hips that roll like a backroad after midnight. Every sparkle tells a story. Every shimmy snaps like a well-worn leather belt. Every glove peeled off is a promise kept deliciously late.
We’re honorin’ the mitzvah of the tease — where restraint is religion & anticipation is the sweetest sin.
So gather your gals, grab your cowboys n’ ‘gals, & bring that hot date if they’ve got the stamina for Southern decadence. Come ready to holler, whistle, & kvell — because this birthday celebration is dressed in lace, lit by neon, & steeped in the pure Deep South decadence that Goldi herself was raised in!
Don’t forget your cash, darlin’ — our performers run on applause & appreciation. And dress to impress. Think rhinestones, silk, bolo ties, red lips, sharp suits, high slits, & higher standards. This is the swankiest little peep show Philly’s ever blushed over & Goldi wants to see y’all in your tightest Levi’s & tits up so high, that it would give Dolly Parton a run for her money!
✨ Pre-Show Schmooze Hour kicks off at 8PM ✨
Slide in early to mingle n’ mosey. Shop performer treasures, sip specialty cocktails that’ll warm you from the inside out, & let the night wrap around you like a slow country love song. DJ Craig Dash will be spinning southern style anthems & backbeat seduction — smoother than your worst ex’s apology and twice as convincing.
It’s Southern. It’s Sultry. It’s Goldi’s birthday, baby. And we’re fixin’ to celebrate proper. 💋✨
Starring Performers:
✨Producer Goldi Fox - Philly’s Red Headed Fox with a Nasty Bite! She’s Miss Hollywood Queen of Burlesque 2024, The Princess of the Tease 2024, & The Duchess of Viva Las Vegas 2023!
✨Resident Emcee Delilah DuBois - Texas’ own sensational Duchess of Debauchery!
✨Headliner✨
LouLou D’vil - Coming to us hot from NYC, she is the fetish femme fatale & Miss Exotic World 2013!
✨Featured Performers✨
Jo’Rie Tigerlily - She is the ferocious flower from RVA & was highlighted in the Burlesque Top 50’s most influential performers list!
Edie Edison - Visiting us from NC, she’s an international award winning performer & the producer of Edie Edison Productions.
✨Special Guests✨
Saxophonist Yesseh Furaha-Ali - Philly’s own is taking a break from touring w/ the Jonas Brothers to razzle-dazzle us!
Hunter Green - All the way from NYC, he’s known as the Green Machine & he’s our stage lion extraordinaire!
Maria TopCatt - She’s the Long Legged Lady of the Jersey Turnpike!
✨Resident Performers✨
Lucious Lizzie - Pennsylvania’s own magnetic sensation! She’s the expression of femininity & seduction on stage!
Mika Romantic - Pennsylvania’s gal whose bits don’t quit, the Duchess of Viva LasVegas 21 & the producer of Mika Romantic & Co.
Elle Dorado - From New Orleans, she is the ’14 New Orleans Queen of the Striptease, the ’18 Miss Exotic World 2nd runner up, & the producer / founder of the Teaser Festival!
DeZire - They are the DMV-neon dynamo coming to us hot from Las Vegas.”