DON'T TELL COMEDY SATURDAY JUNE 19 (7PM & 9:30PM SHOW)
SHOW DETAILS
📍 This show will be at an indoor location.
🪑 This show will have chairs provided- Reach out if you have accessibility needs.
🎤 21+ show.
DON’T TELL COMEDY IS ON A MISSION TO MAKE PREMIUM STAND UP COMEDY SHOWS MORE AFFORDABLE AND ACCESSIBLE. OUR SHOWS BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER FROM ACROSS THE WORLD, CREATING A COMMUNITY OF TALENTED COMEDIANS AND COMEDY LOVERS ALIKE.
All comedians remain unknown until they take the stage. Every lineup is carefully curated to include the very best local and nationally touring talent. You may discover your next favorite comedian or see a familiar face. You’ll never know who might show up!
Our shows are run by a local team of comedy lovers, and comedians who are passionate about creating a fun and relaxed environment for experiencing live comedy. There are no two-drink minimums and each show is completely unique. We thrive on good vibes and welcome you to be a part of the DTC community.
DON’T TELL COMEDY REFUND POLICY: Your purchase can be refunded up to 24 hours before the listed show time. Don’t Tell Comedy will allow you to transfer your order for another future event of equal cost, as available, if you are unable to make the event or if your order is not eligible for a refund.
Check out frequently asked questions or feel free to reach out to us if you still need help!
DON'T TELL COMEDY SATURDAY MAY 31 (7PM & 9:30PM SHOW)
SHOW DETAILS
📍 This show will be at an indoor location.
🪑 This show will have chairs provided- Reach out if you have accessibility needs.
🎤 21+ show.
DON’T TELL COMEDY IS ON A MISSION TO MAKE PREMIUM STAND UP COMEDY SHOWS MORE AFFORDABLE AND ACCESSIBLE. OUR SHOWS BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER FROM ACROSS THE WORLD, CREATING A COMMUNITY OF TALENTED COMEDIANS AND COMEDY LOVERS ALIKE.
All comedians remain unknown until they take the stage. Every lineup is carefully curated to include the very best local and nationally touring talent. You may discover your next favorite comedian or see a familiar face. You’ll never know who might show up!
Our shows are run by a local team of comedy lovers, and comedians who are passionate about creating a fun and relaxed environment for experiencing live comedy. There are no two-drink minimums and each show is completely unique. We thrive on good vibes and welcome you to be a part of the DTC community.
DON’T TELL COMEDY REFUND POLICY: Your purchase can be refunded up to 24 hours before the listed show time. Don’t Tell Comedy will allow you to transfer your order for another future event of equal cost, as available, if you are unable to make the event or if your order is not eligible for a refund.
Check out frequently asked questions or feel free to reach out to us if you still need help!
DON'T TELL COMEDY SATURDAY AUGUST 31 (7PM & 9:30PM SHOW)
SHOW DETAILS
📍 This show will be at an indoor location.
🪑 This show will have chairs provided- Reach out if you have accessibility needs.
🎤 21+ show.
DON’T TELL COMEDY IS ON A MISSION TO MAKE PREMIUM STAND UP COMEDY SHOWS MORE AFFORDABLE AND ACCESSIBLE. OUR SHOWS BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER FROM ACROSS THE WORLD, CREATING A COMMUNITY OF TALENTED COMEDIANS AND COMEDY LOVERS ALIKE.
All comedians remain unknown until they take the stage. Every lineup is carefully curated to include the very best local and nationally touring talent. You may discover your next favorite comedian or see a familiar face. You’ll never know who might show up!
Our shows are run by a local team of comedy lovers, and comedians who are passionate about creating a fun and relaxed environment for experiencing live comedy. There are no two-drink minimums and each show is completely unique. We thrive on good vibes and welcome you to be a part of the DTC community.
DON’T TELL COMEDY REFUND POLICY: Your purchase can be refunded up to 24 hours before the listed show time. Don’t Tell Comedy will allow you to transfer your order for another future event of equal cost, as available, if you are unable to make the event or if your order is not eligible for a refund.
Check out frequently asked questions or feel free to reach out to us if you still need help!
SAPPHIC SIREN-Costume party for queer femmes, dykes & the like!
Costume party for queer femmes, dykes & the like!
DJ + VENDORS + TAROT READINGS + GAY SHIT
DRESS UP IN YOUR MOST FLABBERGASTING ATTIRE! Ex) Wear a couch, be naked covered in glitter, cosplay your fav character, stick googly eyes on your nips...we don't give a fuck - just come as your BOLDEST self.
Prizes awarded to the most daring ensembles!!!
What is a Siren, you ask? The Lore is a toss up between a woman with bird-like characteristics (wings, claws, etc.) and a predatory mermaid (you know the drill); either way these fantastical creatures have been known to lure their prey to their demise through their cunning femme flair and ethereal music.
So which is it - bird lady or feisty mermaid? ...Why not both? We think whoever was lucky enough to catch a glimpse ran before they could see the whole thing. After all, history often likes to withhold information and slice the power of influential feminine beings in half.
Assignment: Let’s draw the whole picture. Then make it GAY. The Bolder The Better. <3
Held at your fav speakeasy - The Velvet Whip!
Accessibility Info: No masks/negative covid tests required so considered "high risk event", patrons required to go up/down stairs and navigate some overhead pipes to access venue, 2 bathrooms available on site with 1 located up a flight of stairs
Secret location revealed with ticket purchase!
VW members FREE (use the membership number for 100% discount at check out)
DON'T TELL COMEDY SATURDAY FEB 10 (9:30 PM SHOW)
DON’T TELL SHOW #2
DOOR 9PM
SHOW 9:30PM
DON’T TELL COMEDY IS ON A MISSION TO MAKE PREMIUM STAND UP COMEDY SHOWS MORE AFFORDABLE AND ACCESSIBLE. OUR SHOWS BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER FROM ACROSS THE WORLD, CREATING A COMMUNITY OF TALENTED COMEDIANS AND COMEDY LOVERS ALIKE.
All comedians remain unknown until they take the stage. Every lineup is carefully curated to include the very best local and nationally touring talent. You may discover your next favorite comedian or see a familiar face. You’ll never know who might show up!
Our shows are run by a local team of comedy lovers, and comedians who are passionate about creating a fun and relaxed environment for experiencing live comedy. There are no two-drink minimums and each show is completely unique. We thrive on good vibes and welcome you to be a part of the DTC community.
DON’T TELL COMEDY REFUND POLICY: Your purchase can be refunded up to 24 hours before the listed show time. Don’t Tell Comedy will allow you to transfer your order for another future event of equal cost, as available, if you are unable to make the event or if your order is not eligible for a refund.
Check out frequently asked questions or feel free to reach out to us if you still need help!
DON'T TELL COMEDY SATURDAY FEB 10TH (7PM SHOW)
DON’T TELL SHOW #1
DOOR 6PM
SHOW 7PM
DON’T TELL COMEDY IS ON A MISSION TO MAKE PREMIUM STAND UP COMEDY SHOWS MORE AFFORDABLE AND ACCESSIBLE. OUR SHOWS BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER FROM ACROSS THE WORLD, CREATING A COMMUNITY OF TALENTED COMEDIANS AND COMEDY LOVERS ALIKE.
All comedians remain unknown until they take the stage. Every lineup is carefully curated to include the very best local and nationally touring talent. You may discover your next favorite comedian or see a familiar face. You’ll never know who might show up!
Our shows are run by a local team of comedy lovers, and comedians who are passionate about creating a fun and relaxed environment for experiencing live comedy. There are no two-drink minimums and each show is completely unique. We thrive on good vibes and welcome you to be a part of the DTC community.
DON’T TELL COMEDY REFUND POLICY: Your purchase can be refunded up to 24 hours before the listed show time. Don’t Tell Comedy will allow you to transfer your order for another future event of equal cost, as available, if you are unable to make the event or if your order is not eligible for a refund.
Check out frequently asked questions or feel free to reach out to us if you still need help!
DON'T TELL PHILADELPHIA FRIDAY OCTOBER 27TH 7P.M SHOW & 9:30 P.M SHOW
DON’T TELL COMEDY IS ON A MISSION TO MAKE PREMIUM STAND UP COMEDY SHOWS MORE AFFORDABLE AND ACCESSIBLE. OUR SHOWS BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER FROM ACROSS THE WORLD, CREATING A COMMUNITY OF TALENTED COMEDIANS AND COMEDY LOVERS ALIKE.
All comedians remain unknown until they take the stage. Every lineup is carefully curated to include the very best local and nationally touring talent. You may discover your next favorite comedian or see a familiar face. You’ll never know who might show up!
Our shows are run by a local team of comedy lovers, and comedians who are passionate about creating a fun and relaxed environment for experiencing live comedy. There are no two-drink minimums and each show is completely unique. We thrive on good vibes and welcome you to be a part of the DTC community.
DON’T TELL COMEDY REFUND POLICY: Your purchase can be refunded up to 24 hours before the listed show time. Don’t Tell Comedy will allow you to transfer your order for another future event of equal cost, as available, if you are unable to make the event or if your order is not eligible for a refund.
Check out frequently asked questions or feel free to reach out to us if you still need help!
BOB'S BURGERS SCREENING PARTY!
JOIN ALL THE DERANGED BOB’S BURGER’S FANS AT VELVET WHIP THIS 22ND OF SEPTEMBER FOR A NIGHT SO WILD THAT WE MIGHT ALL END UP UNDER THE CARNIVAL FLOOR!
CREATIVE COSTUMING IS ENCOURAGED!
FREE POPCORN FOR ALL!
RESERVATION REQUIRED!
THIS IS A FAMILY & PET FRIENDLY EVENT!
BYOB SOFT BEVERAGE & SNACKS AVAILABLE!
(SOLD OUT) VELVET SWING AT THE VELVET WHIP!
Bring da SWING to the WHIP! Kevin Valentine @kvsingsjazz and the Quintet will smooth out those stress winkles with their velvety tunes that make you sink back and feel GOOOOOOD
TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW!
DOOR 8PM
SHOW 8:30PM
BRING WATER FOR THE CHILL PILL!
Velvet Whips: Kinky Variety Show 7/14
A kinky variety show by Mxstress Lilith starring performers from Femdom Phila.
Ticket purchasers will recieve the venue address via email on 6/9, by when ticket sales end at 2pm.
At the VELVET WHIP, Center City, Philadelphia
Doors 8pm | Show 9pm
BYOB | BRING TRIBUTE$
Featuring...
Scooter Pie
Mistress Chloe
Queen Conch
Mistress Smash
Mxstress Lilith
Lil Steph
INVERSIONS : OUT OF EDEN 7/7
A provocative polesque show that will take you on a journey from the heavens, out of Eden, and through the depths of hell.
Doors 8pm | Show 9pm
BYOB | 21+| BRING TRIBUTE$
Featuring....
DJ: Gravers Lane
Performers: Ro, Tiel, Maliceous, Jessa Jordan, thelastphnx and Mxstress Lilith
Ticket sales will end on 7/7 at 2PM. Purchasers will receive the address to our intimate speakeasy style venue via email by 2:30pm on 7/7.
At the VELVET WHIP, Center City, Philadelphia
We are a 10 minute walk from the 11th St. Station on the Market Frankford line.
*Unfortunately there is a set of stairs to get into the venue that is not wheelchair accessible.